| Title: Yours As Much As Mine
Pairing: Pete/Mikey
Rating: PG, barely.
Summary: Mikey isn't sure if this is friendship or something else, but he likes it.
Author's Note: Set in the Centre AU. For ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.1) private____ryan's birthday.
Disclaimer: Not true. No monies.
Happy birthday, babe.
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| Title: Freighthopping
Pairing: girl!Bert/girl!Gerard
Rating: I'd love to pass this off as an R, but it doesn't quite make it.
Summary: Gee should probably be afraid of Bert, but she's too busy falling in love with her.
Author's Note: Genderswap high school AU. This started off as my BBB, but due to circumstances out of my control (read: I am lazy and had finals) I never got to finish it. Instead I cut it down, edited the shit out of it, and made it into a fluffy little one-shot. Because the world needs more genderswap Bert/Gerard high school AUs, amirite?
Disclaimer: Pretty sure Bert McCracken isn't a teenage girl. Not so sure about Gerard, but either way this is a pack of lies.
Betas: yan_tan_tether, shitgun
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| Title: Enough To Close Your Eyes To
Pairing: Bert/Gerard
Rating: R
Summary: There was a little spot underneath his eye- an "angel's kiss," his mother would have called it, although the irony of applying that term to a boy Bert had gotten both vomit and semen on would probably have killed her- that got redder and starker when he was embarrassed or excited or turned on or all three at once. It was darker than usual now, and Bert kind of wanted to bite it. Or kiss it. Or maybe both.
Disclaimer: Not true. No monies.
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| Title: Time To Cut It Off
Pairing: Carl Barat/Conor Oberst
Rating: PG-13 at the most. :/ No porn this time, sorry.
Summary: Somehow Conor Oberst ended up drunk on Carl's kitchen floor. He's not sure how.
Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure these two have never ever met, let alone made out. Which is sad.
Author's Note: A silly birthday present for mresundance! Many happen returns, Jesse, sorry there's no cock. ♥
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| Title: Clear Through a Camera Lens
Pairing: Jac Vanek/Audrey Kitching, past Jac/Ryan and Audrey/Brendon
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jac doesn't realize she's falling for Audrey until it's already happened and her whole world snaps into focus.
Disclaimer: Jac Vanek and Audrey Kitching? Not actually doin' it, as far as I know.
Author's Note: Pure fluff. If you want background info on Jac and Audrey, check out forcedmovement's scene queen primer. If you think that Jac and Audrey are no-talent skanks, don't read this. If you are either Jac or Audrey... um, really don't read this.
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| Title: Day Job, or, The Ridiculous Grocery AU In Which Frank Works In The Deli, Pines For Gerard, The Hot Checkout Boy, And Is Advised By Many To Forget About It
Author: ishyface
Pairing: Frank/Gerard (with side helpings of Brian/Bob and Bert/Quinn)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Frank knows that keeping a job you hate just because it happens to involve hot people is a really bad idea, but he's always kind of liked bad ideas.
Disclaimer: We all know that Brian Schechter does not actually run a supermarket, correct?
Author's Note: This is pure ridiculousness. And features William Beckett as a night supervisor. READ AT OWN RISK IS WHAT I'M SAYIN'.
Betas: redheaded_itch, laenij
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| Title: Someone Has To
Pairing: Brian/Bob
Rating: R
Summary: They may not be committed, but they are constant.
Disclaimer: It's all lies and I'm not getting paid.
Author's Note: This was written for the ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif?v=92.1) mcr4u fic exchange for algernon_mouse, whose prompt was Brian/Bob, pre-MCR.
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| Title: The Kind Of Dirty Where...
Pairing: Gerard/Bert
Rating: R for swearing, implied sex, and bubble bath shenanigans.
Summary: Gerard is out to save Bert's life. Failing that, he's gonna try to make him take a bath.
Disclaimer: It's all lies and I'm not getting paid.
Author's Note: Set somewhere before Gerard hit bottom and after My Chem started touring with the Used, and written for shitgun who said: i kind of want to shower with bert mccracken... because he's so dirty. and i just want to know that he is clean.
Beta: redheaded_itch, perfunctorily.
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| Title: The Favour
Pairing: Lyn-Z/Gerard/Frank
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Gerard and Lyn-Z are newly married and head over heels in love. So why they feel the need to invite Frank over for a threeway is beyond him.
Disclaimer: Don't Google yourself.
Author's Note: I love how I wrote threesome fic and STILL couldn't bring the rating above PG-13. Also, this happens in a sad, sad universe where Jamia does not exist and Frank is a loser single.
Beta: redheaded_itch
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| Originally posted here and here.
Title: Stupid Teenagers Must Die!, Part II
Pairing: Gerard Way/Frank Iero.
Rating: R for swearing, gruesome zombie death, and eventual boysex. Possibly.
Summary: After realizing Belleville is full of the walking dead, Gerard, Frank, Ray, and Mikey escape to the only sanctuary they can find- Aunt Beth's home-made bomb shelter.
Disclaimer: Lies, all lies.
Author's Note: Bob's still chilling with the Used and thus will not be used as zombie cannon-fodder.
Beta: redheaded_itch
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